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Have you ever met someone and then, the more they talked, you just…
they have a tumblr.
sometimes I can smell it on them
right there. that’s how we know.
Someone asked me in real life. They recognized my Tumblr speech pattern. It was terrifying.
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
sOMETIMES I LAUGH A LOT BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT THIS LOSER:
JARED, YOU’RE 6’4
AND A GROWN MAN
HOW ARE YOU EVEN
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”